“I’ll eat this meat, until my innie turns into an outie.”
I tell you if a woman made that same declaration on a commercial for a fast food place, it would not go over nearly as well. The sentiment that exercise, or watching what you eat, is somehow for women only is very annoying. And some guys are just dumb enough to buy into it.
This commercial is 2 years old, yes, but its message is still kind of being said to guys. “If you want to be manly, you should get yourself one of them triple bypasses!” And it implies that if a guy actually enjoys things like salad, quiche, or tofu, that he’s a little girly man.
Men who subsist on fast food have an odor to them. Like a rank, spoiled milk kind of odor. Combined with that sweaty ball smell that they tend to get (sorry boys, you do, this is why you should always wash before any intimate encounters), it’s really not very appealing. A guy who eats right has a way better smell than a guy who eats like “a man.” Also, not to get nasty, but I would really rather not taste the spunk of some guy who eats a bunch of fast food. Diet does have a lot to do with semen taste and the pleasantness thereof. If you like to eat like this, just please be aware that most ladies will not want to go South knowing what your diet is like…
HAHA! More like “Eat like an idiot.” Years ago, my mom – retired, with WAAAAY too much time on her hands – wrote Carl’s Junior regarding their ad campaign. They wrote her back, politely telling her that she was not part of their target audience.
It’s funny, but after you abstain from fast food for a while, the smell even as you drive by the restaurant is kinda repulsive. On the flip side, most people I know think that my diet is nasty and disgusting – esp. where fish of some kind is involved.
I luckily tend to be surrounded by more health-minded folks these days, but I have a few in my family who seem to be repulsed by the thought of eating real food as opposed to the fried frankenfoods that dominate the “Standard American Diet.” They laugh at me for eating a third of a watermelon at the family 4th of July picnic as they down 2 brats, 2 burgers, and a steak. It’s funny how the food industry targets different people. The fatty, greasy stuff seems to be aimed at men, and the sugary treats at women.